The Simpsons Fast Food Blvd, a single dining venue featuring several Simpsons-themed “restaurants” including Krusty Burger, Cletus’ Chicken Shack, and Moe’s Tavern.
Quick-service station serving pre-made selections and healthier fare.
Two sentence insider summary
If you’re looking for a healthier option for lunch or dinner, you probably stepped into the wrong area when walking into Fast Food Blvd. However, if you stick around, Lisa’s Teahouse of Horror has tremendous options for the health conscious, vegetarian, and vegan eaters as well as those with dietary restrictions or allergies.
Lisa’s Teahouse of Horror at The Simpsons Fast Food Blvd.
Entrees are $3.69 to $8.99.
Cesar Salad – entree $6.79 / side $3.69
Fresh cut romaine lettuce with Parmesan cheese, homemade Cesar dressing and crunchy croutons
Mediterranean Salad $8.99
Marinated tuna, diced feta, calamata olives, sliced red & green bell peppers and tomato wedges, served on a bed of fresh cut romaine lettuce with homemade Greek Vinaigrette dressing
Caprese Salad $9.99
Sliced tomatoes and buffalo mozzarella served over a bed of fresh cut romaine lettuce with olive oil and balsamic vinegar
Veggie Sandwich $8.99
Guacamole, sprouts, cucumber, lettuce and tomato served on a freshly made oat roll
Turkey Wrap $8.99
Sliced smoked turkey, Monterrey jack cheese, lettuce and tomato served in a spinach wrap
Homemade hummus served with assorted vegetables and pita bread
Fruit Plate $5.99
Fresh cut pineapple, watermelon, cantaloupe, honeydew, orange and grapefruit
Fruit Cup $3.39
Fresh cut watermelon, cantaloupe and honeydew
OI fun fact
Cletus’ Chicken Shack and Lisa’s Teahouse of Horror are the only two brands at Fast Food Blvd that have not made an appearance on The Simpsons TV series.
More stuff you outta know
All the food counters at Fast Food Blvd serve the standard selection of soda drinks and The Simpsons exclusive Buzz Cola (a zero calorie cherry soda product), and they participate in Universal’s souvenir cup refill program. Likewise, Universal Dining Plan credits can be used here. However, please note that there are no Coke Freestyle stations in the building.
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Sometimes finding economical and healthy theme park food is really hard. But Lisa's has some great choices that don't blow the budget. My tip:
Get the fruit cup instead of the fruit salad. It sometime hides on the bottom shelf and it is half the price of the salad, for A LOT of fruit! It has watermelon, honeydew, and cantalope... which most kids like. Plenty for two (or even three) people to share with their entree. It is great to pair with a pizza from around the corner.
You know how sometimes when you're on vacation, and after a few days of eating out, you feel bloated, full, and like one giant carb? Lisa's to the rescue!
Everything here is pre made, but don't let that scare you. I checked all the "use by" dates and times, and did not find one thing about to expire, or expired. It's all beautifully displayed, and easily selected
We actually ate here twice and sampled the Caesar, the fruit cups and plates, caprese salad, and the turkey wrap. All dishes were fresh and flavorful. The turkey wasn't "slimy" like some pre packaged turkey can be, the mozarella on the caprese was fresh, and the caesar dressing was really flavorful!
The wait to purchase the items was about 4 minutes, amazing considering I think this place opened just shortly before our visit. Friendly cashiers, and lots of shady places to sit nearby!!
It's not often that one thinks theme park food is good for you.
At Lisa's Teahouse of Horror, that's an exception.
The veggie sandwich is wonderful! I had it for dinner two nights in a row. I am on a low calorie, low sodium diet, with food allergies and found this to be an great theme park food option. I was thrilled to find it. Paired it with a fruit cup for a sensibly priced, healthy dinner. Can't wait to return to Universal Studios to try it again.
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